The beginning of The Swedish Mafia

This is the first known picture of the organized mob family. Many people were lured in by the smiling killers. There was the head of the family, known as Delicate Dave. He might have been the youngest but he got the job done. A smile and a nod from DD meant it would be taken care of without hesitation. He was known to have a soft spot for the ladies and his mother's cooking, as for the cooking it was because he was to young to work the stove.
To his left was Silent Steve, as he was known. He was the oldest in the Family and was known in many circles to be the muscle in the outfit. He would grow into the role as needed. The stories go that he would but a beat down on ya for no reason at all. He didn't do it because he had to, he liked it. It still hurts just thinkin' about it.
Last, but not least is Jule. The sweetest girl you will ever meet. Every family needs a balance and that is what she provided. She had the fashion sense in the family. She was against the blue and white diamond pattern on DD's pants, that and a sweater vest?? please!! Who were these idiots that ran the family?? I mean it is hard enough to pull off a mock neck dress without these monkey's trying to pose for the camera.
This was a short lived Mafia Family. It was easier to move heaven and earth then to get these three cleaned up and ready to leave the house. When they got home from 'services' and had finished with dinner it was everybody for themselves. Yeah, they are still are on speaking terms but there are still moments of unrest. Around the holidays when there is only one slice of cardamom bread left after the fifth meal of the day - strap on a cup because it is everybody from themselves. Not kidding.
I found this picture when I was going through all of my photos. Good stuff. There will be more to come. Yes, I had funny haircuts - heck just hair. My brother looked like he was the lead singer of Winger or something. I say this because he lives far away now and can not beat me. HA HA HA My sister, well, I still see her on a regular basis. Love ya Jule.

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